saints's definitions

DRUNK

Stoned, high, off the wall, drunk.

1. I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog when I got him drunk by giving him Jack Daniels and some other stuff in 1986.

2. Me and a friend got drunk at a Christmas party 10 years ago, we started dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers. My boss was stunned and became p-----d off nuts.

3. What I am planning to do my present-day boss on his birthday and putting a dreadlogs weave on him before sending to the dome in New Orleans in October.

by Saints September 25, 2003

Ignorant

Close-minded, stupid.

no further explanation.

by Saints October 12, 2003

aluminum bat

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

by Saints September 20, 2003

kids

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

by Saints September 29, 2003

Vamoos

To tell someone to go away, because that person was dwarfing you big-time.

Saints; Lynn, Vamoos! I have no time to listen to your drivel.

Lynn leaves.

by Saints October 23, 2003

school

An institution of learning of useless boring crap for 6 hours a day.

I've been out of school for 13 years, thank God.

by Saints September 18, 2003

snap!

To go off on someone verbally.

Someone got on my badside and it became hell for that person.

by Saints October 3, 2003