chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.

10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.

by Saints September 23, 2003

aluminum bat

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

by Saints September 20, 2003

kids

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

by Saints September 29, 2003

weave

hair attachment.

I tried to put a dreadlocks weave on my boss, and it didn't work. I guess I didn't get him drunk enough to do it.

by Saints September 22, 2003

school

An institution of learning of useless boring crap for 6 hours a day.

I've been out of school for 13 years, thank God.

by Saints September 18, 2003

Persian

A cat with long silky tawny to white hair.

Persian cats can be pricy.

by Saints October 18, 2003

family jewels

johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.

No further explanation.

by Saints September 22, 2003