A falcon slap is when you smack the shit out of someone when they don't expect it and don't see it coming. Technically a bitch move but it is effective.
I was at the bus stop today when out of nowhere a guy standing next to me got tko with a falcon slap.
by saharadryhumor December 26, 2014
Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.
by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
A slang term for British soldiers. Mostly used by the Irish and to a lesser degree by the WWI era Germans who were in turn known as krauts.
It is hard to say who hated the Tommy soldier more, the Irish or the German. But according to Collins they were not worth the price of a bullet.
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
A first line vocabulary is someone who hears a cool or just clever new slang term and then goes to Urban Dictionary and assumes the first meaning is the correct one no matter what the context.
I saw a girl get disowned by her family because she tried to pull a first line vocabulary move and ended up calling her mother a swine humping prostitute by accident.
by saharadryhumor December 27, 2014
A benny refers to a drink made by breaking a Benzedrine inhaler and removing the metallic strip inside which contains amphetamine. This is then dropped into a cup of very hot coffee or tea and after steeping for a few minutes is chilled and then drunk quickly. Produces the obvious effect of amphetamine but due to the high dose and the added caffeine the effects are truly more like a methamphetamine cocktail. Was very popular in the 70's but in the early to mid 80's cocaine and then crystal meth became the more popular drug in this general "genre/class" of drugs.
P1: Dude what the hell is wrong with you? I thought you said you quit doing meth. P2: I know man I did quit but. I drank 2 bennys this morning. P1: You cretin bastard. Why would even do such a old ass drug like that? P2: **Falls over in a seizure** P1: I'm not gonna help you. Dumb ass shouldn't have drank two of them. P2:*Slurred mumble** Fffffukkkkk yayayaewwew bbbbitttch... *heart attack* P1 *falls on top of P2 laughing**
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
A game that is similar to second life except of course you are dead but have came back as a ghost and get to haunt people. It the safe alternative to actually killing yourself in order to experience the joy of being a haunt to someone.
You wanna play second life? Nah I have moved on to second death. It more fun because anyone can safely live a second life in reality but a second death? Now that is something to do mate. I get to haunt the shit out of people and can even invade second life and scare the shit out of people living their second life while I am safely dead as 12 O'clock.
by saharadryhumor February 28, 2015
Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.
Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!
by saharadryhumor February 28, 2015