saharadryhumor's definitions
UDU stands for Urban Dictionary University which is by far the most advanced and sophisticated of all the online universities. Provides degrees in street smarts, urban language, ebonics, and most any topic no matter if it is benign or utterly disgusting. Unlike most online degree programs, UDU is priced fairly for the quality of education it provides. Although no employers officially hire UDU graduates at this time the degree could still have the potential to get you laid, make a good joke, understand street speak and possible prevent you from getting your ass kicked for unknowingly insulting the wrong person.
If you wanna get a real education just go to UDU and learn some stuff you can actually use. Don't worry if you don't get it all at first because rejection is part of the fun. And as they say "don't take it personal" because most definitions are rejected like this one most likely will be ;)
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
Get the UDUmug. A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014
Get the near soiled experiencemug. A Leotard is a cop that is retarded or generally just a dumb ass. Comes from the LEO which is short for law enforcement officer and tard as in retard.
I got pulled last night by this cop but turned out to be a leotard and so I just kicked him in the balls and just drove away and he didn't chase me either. Probably because his fat ass was too retarded to get back in his car.
by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015
Get the Leotardmug. A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
Get the Dicktionarymug. Blues describes both a musical genre as well as the emotional state that produces it. Usually related to heartbreak, death, loss, being broke & generally treated like shit is the the blues.
Man I got the blues today and can't seem to shake them. Albert King said "if you don't dig the Blues then you got a hole in your soul".
by saharadryhumor March 14, 2015
Get the Bluesmug. Stank means something that smells so bad that simply saying stink is not gonna cut it. If something is stank you will be able to smell it from several hundred feet away and if you get too close you may actually pass out or possibly die. Often times you will even be able to taste something that is stank just by smelling it.
Joe: Whats wrong with Leroy ? Is he drunk? William: No. He just found a pair of his underwear that were dirty and they had been under his bed for about 7 months and had became stank as fuck. Joe: Wait is he breathing ? Leroy: Oh shit call 911 I think he is dead bro. **calls 911** Yes please send an ambulance my friend got hit by a dose of stank earlier and we think he might be dead or dying.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Get the Stankmug. The PC Party is a group that consists of all those people whose survival basically depends on the enforcement of PC politics. Fags, minorities, retards, baby rapers & any other disgusting person who would be slaughtered y any society with true justice will not only survive but many times thrive in this party bubble of protection.
Why did that faggot mike who rapped all them little boys get probation and a government house instead of people beating the shit out of him? Well because he belongs to the PC Party. We can go kick his ass later but we have to figure out a benign reason like lets say he stole your bike... That should have a 11% chance of getting us off, or we can just say your a fag and maybe you can fake your way into the party.
by saharadryhumor June 6, 2015
Get the PC Partymug.