A first line vocabulary is someone who hears a cool or just clever new slang term and then goes to Urban Dictionary and assumes the first meaning is the correct one no matter what the context.
I saw a girl get disowned by her family because she tried to pull a first line vocabulary move and ended up calling her mother a swine humping prostitute by accident.
by saharadryhumor December 27, 2014
Get the first line vocabularymug. A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014
Get the near soiled experiencemug. A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
Get the Dicktionarymug. Blues describes both a musical genre as well as the emotional state that produces it. Usually related to heartbreak, death, loss, being broke & generally treated like shit is the the blues.
Man I got the blues today and can't seem to shake them. Albert King said "if you don't dig the Blues then you got a hole in your soul".
by saharadryhumor March 14, 2015
Get the Bluesmug. Scarfo was a member of the American mob who served as leader for the Philly scen at one point. His full name was Nicodemo "Nicky" Scarfo. He was known for his ruthless tactics and ordered dozens of murders while he was Tthe number one of the Philly click. He also had a habit of scanning the news for stories implicating him in said killings and he would go to great lengths to make sure he got the "alleged" credit for the hits/murders.
Nicky Scarfo is one of those guys you like fore some strange reason in spite of the fact he was a murder, sociopath and generally a real piece of shit of a human being.
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
Get the Scarfomug. A mental illness that usually begins around age 10-13 and will usually go away by age 21. It is the only mental illness that is contagious and seems to occur frequently in people who have severe hearing loss, are gay or are pedophiles. There has been some success in curing disease by exposing infected individuals to music and other art forms that are of some actual value, quality, and talent. Another effective but very controversial treatment is truth therapy where the infected individual is let in on the secret that Bieber is actually a female cat that was involved in a severe accident during secret testing at area 51.
It is so sad watching this Belieber disease destroy the youth... it's worse than polio, aids or even Leo Sayer.
by saharadryhumor April 22, 2014
Get the Beliebermug. Bricked is a term that means someone basically beat the shit out of you with a brick or other dense and relatively heavy implement such as a rock or chunk on concrete.
I think James is gonna go to prison if he gets snagged for the fight last night when he bricked that faggot Leonardo. He even made sure to use the sharpest jagged chunk he could find too.
by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
Get the Brickedmug.