Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

by sPud October 13, 2004

the hutiger

someone who gets two DUIs in the same year. Someone who drinks alot and gets very wasted.

Man you are as crunked as the hutiger.

by spud April 17, 2005

MFM

"3 way" consisting of 2 males & a female

Ted & I double teamed a girl last night in a MFM

by spud February 28, 2005

ammerz

is a thief who robs money, fones. she loves her wkd tho

*hahaha i robbed ur fone danny cos im loony*

by spud February 09, 2004

Clam Bumping

The illusory idea that homosexual women may have sex by bumping one female's vaginal labia against another female's vaginal labia. A slander. Other forms: clam bumper(s).

"Those dikey chicks are off to go clam bumping."

by Spud January 28, 2004

bullllllshit

tis a great word first spoken by mario

"its aload of bullllllshit"

by spud February 15, 2004