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draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
by Ryan May 12, 2004
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newbian

(Noun) The name of a peoples who can be descbribed as new or unskilled (see newb). This word originated in some MMORPG, this is commonly used in games such as Warcraft, Diablo, Counterstrike, and Lineage: The Blood Pledge.
"For fuck sake dude, stop being such a newbian!"
by Ryan March 30, 2004
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mec

The act of being caught looking at someone by that person, or catching someone looking at you.
Ryan tends to mec with people, he is quite the mecer.
by Ryan October 27, 2004
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Awwe

A fake word invented by some stupid girl *cough* nev *cough*. Never use it during any situation as everyone will forevermore look down upon thee as a mentally handicapped child. Spare yourself of this most horrid of fates by never saying this word. Other spellings include: Awwwe.
Nev: Thats so sad. Awwe.
Random Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, THATS NOT EVEN A WORD! HONESTLY, IS THIS WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO TEACH MY CHILDREN IN SCHOOL. DAMN IT. FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR NOSE!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! DAMN IT KIDS, DAMN IT BLINK 182, DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTT!
by Ryan April 5, 2005
mugGet the Awwemug.

candy ass

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up
by Ryan June 12, 2004
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Master Cheif

(Spartan-117)
(John-117)
Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.

;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.

7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.
Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"
by Ryan June 17, 2006
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lupica

The act of talking about something in which you are completely oblivious. The act of sticking your foot in your mouth.
Ah, you don't know what you're talking about! Quit lupicating the facts!
by Ryan November 12, 2003
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