ryan's definitions

Tiziana

Greek goddess of boobs

all hail tiziana, goddess of the heavenly fun-bags!!!

by Ryan April 30, 2003

Jakalope

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.

Jakalope is extrememly sexy.

by Ryan December 27, 2004

schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004

natriot

Someone who is a non-patriot.

He doesn't have a mini American flag on his car? What a natriot.

by Ryan March 27, 2005

bones

What holds your body together along with muscles and tendons. They are part of a massed structure known as a skeleton.
You can also bury your "bone" in your girl. LOL

I asked her how many bones were in the human body.....she replied "205". I said "yeah, and would you like me to show you how to get one more in there?"

by Ryan August 17, 2004

crackalackin

same as crackin, just a little more animated.

the party was crackalackin

by Ryan November 11, 2003

robo

Big gold metal guy in Chrono Trigger who can punch the shit out of enemies very fast once you learn that technique.

He can unlock stuff in 2300 AD

by ryan April 29, 2004