Definitions by ryan

slipknot

a bunch of douches with no life, and wear masks because they are kunt fucking queers that cant see each other because their belly size will blind them , and their extremely bad drums and 50 million guitarists, are just gay, if u say their good , ur a fucking gay ass queer douche bag

did u see that one bad that was so gay it made deaf people blind, wuts the name , oh yea slipknot

slipknot by ryan April 26, 2004

guave 

the act of two women abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

i love it in soft-core porn when the two chicks guave. i always get a raging boner from a quality guave-sesh.

guave by Ryan April 25, 2004

moon stomper 

coolest fucking people in the world!! Moon Stompers are ska heads!

All the moon stompers headed down to the show where they skanked the night away!

moon stomper by ryan April 25, 2004

keli 

the greatest girl in the world. She's the hottest, nicest, koolest, and sexiest girl ever.

Keli makes me horny

keli by ryan April 25, 2004

jobby 

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.

caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!

jobby by ryan April 21, 2004

chookter 

Person From Outer City Towns, Eg. Livingston Nr Edinburgh

La La La Im Caz, Ima Chookter But Find It Hard To Admit

chookter by Ryan April 20, 2004

Peruvian tunnel malt 

noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw

"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"

Peruvian tunnel malt by Ryan April 20, 2004