running out of patience's definitions

restaurant gene

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.

by Running out of patience January 28, 2007

birthers

Birthers are criminally insane, low-IQ conservative religious fanatic, wide stanced, knuckle dragging morons who believe that Obama's parents knew he would be president when he was born and had a fake birth certificate made up indicating he was born in the U.S.

Glug...glug...yuk...yep, i reckon that filthy neeger was born in Kenya and his salt and pepper folks knew he was da anti-christ way ahead of time. Hey! Who are ya callin' birthers?

by Running out of patience October 6, 2009

hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."

"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.

by running out of patience February 16, 2008

instink

This is what crime apes and porch monkeys blame their violence and sex crimes on. They couldn't possibly take responsibility for those behaviors. So they blame it on "instink", which is ebonics for instinct.

"Sheeeeeeit, man, I needed some booty. I had to do it, it was instink."

by running out of patience February 12, 2009

rock and roll doctor

A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.

"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."

by Running out of patience June 20, 2008

street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.

"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."

by Running out of patience October 17, 2008

jungle fever

A terrible syndrome that has afflicted many caucasian women. They have some type of unfinished business with their fathers which makes them crave the black man's meat stick. This typically results in the eventual death of the subject. Size really does matter to these overweight, stringy haired sugar mamas. They generally work in Human Resource type jobs.

"Oh my God, Ellen has jungle fever. Did you see her walking bow-legged when that Tyrone guy brought her back from lunch?"

by Running out of patience February 13, 2008