rperazag's definitions

reversed jet-lag

When, in anticipation, your body tunes to the time zone you are going to travel to, long before the actual trip.

A: "Shit Bro, you look like shit."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

bake-a-holic

Someone obsessively in love with anything and everything related to baking.

One of the main reasons I love my mom so much? She is an obsessed superb bake-a-holic.

by rperazag July 27, 2010

How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.

How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

unfluent

Not well-versed. Not knowing. Ignoring.

A: "Can you believe it? Sandra does not know what is RAM."
B: "Who cares? She is a techno-speak unfluent."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.

Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!

by rperazag May 12, 2010

Urban Decay

The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.

Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.

by rperazag May 10, 2010