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Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.
A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."
by rperazag July 20, 2010
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Weakyleaks

Low sperm count.
An infertile man who has less than 20 million spermatozoa per one ml of ejaculate.
Nah! Robert has weakyleaks.
by rperazag December 19, 2010
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Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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Zappo

Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.
500 channels and nothing... this zappo business is giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Rape-me look

Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.
Customer: Is this a too low-cut skirt?
Saleswoman: Yes darling... the perfect rape-me look!
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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What is it like being stupid?

One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.

The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
"My stand on the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill?... Ok... What is it like being stupid?
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.
Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!
by rperazag May 12, 2010
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