rperazag's definitions

Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.

X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"

by rperazag June 26, 2010

shuteye

Sleep.

Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

"Finally saw The Graduate."

"And... is it good, or just hype?"

"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."

by rperazag June 16, 2010

kooky side

Strange or crazy side that uptight people keep in disguise from nine to five.

"How gay is that? Justin Bieber makes Ron display his kooky side."

"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."

X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"

Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

re-trust

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.

I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.

by rperazag August 27, 2010