rperazag's definitions

Corridor Of Cruelty

Life with a person who makes your life utterly miserable.

I told you Jenna, marrying Doug was entering the corridor of cruelty.

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.

I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.

by rperazag August 27, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Personate

To pretend to be someone you are not.

"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."

by rperazag July 23, 2010

re-trust

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Serious Delirium

When you get stuck in a state of extreme excitement that doesn´t seem to go away, no matter what you do.

A: "Oh man... she finally called."
B: "Swells big time bro!"
A: "No way Jose... now I am caught in serious delirium!"

by rperazag July 7, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

"Finally saw The Graduate."

"And... is it good, or just hype?"

"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."

by rperazag June 16, 2010