rperazag's definitions

online persona

The mask you wear on social media sites, that reveals nothing, and hides everything real.

Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.

by rperazag June 29, 2010

iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.

iShop, therefore I am.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

So fucking what?

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)

"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???

by rperazag May 23, 2010

reborrow

To ask back for something you lent, pretending that you need it urgently, because of fear that it will not be returned to you.

I better reborrow my power tools from Peter or forget for good about them.

by rperazag November 22, 2010

Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Biblical Tweets

Tweets announcing, the end of the world in 2012 or any other impending disaster.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.

Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
CapnFlood
Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)

by rperazag May 25, 2010