by rperazag May 01, 2010
by rperazag August 16, 2010
A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."
by rperazag July 22, 2010
by rperazag July 23, 2010
"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
by rperazag July 18, 2010
Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.
by rperazag May 06, 2010