rperazag's definitions

Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.

Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Falling in lust

Confusing horniness with love.

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.

X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."

by rperazag June 20, 2010

horrenda

In proofreading, list of typos, misspellings and assorted fuckups that must be corrected.
In life, the list of our major blunders.

Steven sent to me the draft of his new book to get my feedback. I found 139 major mistakes. I sent the horrenda to him, and now he doesn´t take my calls.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.

X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.

by rperazag June 26, 2010

iBlood

Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.

Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?

iBlood!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 17, 2010