"I don´t get it, Obama is surgically attached to his BlackBerry, but he denounces the iPad. He caught me off guard by his luddism.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.
A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.
A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.
A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."
by rperazag July 18, 2010
Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."
Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."
Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"
by rperazag May 31, 2010
A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
by rperazag June 21, 2010
Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.
— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."
by rperazag June 24, 2010
LOLCats... that´s the epitome (a representative or perfect example of a class or type) of viral funny.
by rperazag July 18, 2010
Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.
by rperazag July 22, 2010