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A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
by rperazag June 23, 2010
Get the Deipnophobiamug. Grown children moving back in with their parents delaying the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child.
Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!
by rperazag August 21, 2010
Get the 20-Nothingsmug. Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.
How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
Get the Mother's day torturemug. When you get stuck in a state of extreme excitement that doesn´t seem to go away, no matter what you do.
A: "Oh man... she finally called."
B: "Swells big time bro!"
A: "No way Jose... now I am caught in serious delirium!"
B: "Swells big time bro!"
A: "No way Jose... now I am caught in serious delirium!"
by rperazag July 7, 2010
Get the Serious Deliriummug. by rperazag July 23, 2010
Get the Workxicatedmug. A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.
Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.
by rperazag November 8, 2010
Get the proofinessmug. "It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."
affected grandeur bent."
by rperazag July 23, 2010
Get the Personatemug.