rperazag's definitions

Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner conversations.

A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."

by rperazag June 23, 2010

Tocophobia

Fear of pregnancy. In case you didn’t know, pregnancy = children.

A. "Oh sweetheart, I am so thrilled about our wedding..."
B. "Me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development."
A. "Yes, and as a family with few children."
B. "I know Sarah but, first things first."
A. "What? C´mon... Do you suffer tocophobia?"

by rperazag June 23, 2010

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.

X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.

by rperazag June 26, 2010

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.

X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Vanishing Mind

Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.

— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."

by rperazag June 26, 2010