rperazag's definitions

trashedy

The dismal (disastrous; state of affairs characterized by ineptitude, dullness, or a lack of merit) level of current american culture.
The life story of a human wreck.
A life stupidly wasted.

"The declining level of american education is just a sign of a national trashedy."
"Our marriage?.... Ummm... the normal trashedy!

by rperazag December 13, 2010

Grow the Balls

Get the courage; dare.

Hey man, you don´t have to be such a pussy... C.'mon, grow the balls.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

predigital

No longer current or in fashion, out-of-date, faded, aged.

But darling, those trousers are so last year, so predigital.

by rperazag August 16, 2010

Bitchionary

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches

C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!

by rperazag December 13, 2010

rock the mic ´till you bleed

Extreme blowjob.

A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."

by rperazag July 11, 2010

zero intention

Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.

The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.

I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.

A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."

by rperazag June 22, 2010