rperazag's definitions

re-trust

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Editorial Idiocy Overdose

The top idiocy level that an Urban Dictionary´s editor can endure because of editing definitions sent to UD by mentally challenged teenagers. After reaching this level the editor, feeling suicidal, shows signs of slight autism, despondency, lack of appetite, and sudden episodes of acute withdrawal.

A: "After editing 111,111 definitions, an Urban Dictionary´s editor refused to edit one more def."
B: How so?
A: Editorial Idiocy Overdose.

by rperazag July 23, 2010

glam-nerd

A glamorous nerd.
An Apple Store´s employee.

“This right here,” said the curly-haired, 20-something Apple Store glam-nerd who sold me my latest iPhone, “is the most important purchase you will ever make in your life.”

by rperazag July 18, 2010

horrenda

In proofreading, list of typos, misspellings and assorted fuckups that must be corrected.
In life, the list of our major blunders.

Steven sent to me the draft of his new book to get my feedback. I found 139 major mistakes. I sent the horrenda to him, and now he doesn´t take my calls.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

boulevardier

A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.

A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.

A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 5, 2010