rperazag's definitions

Personate

To pretend to be someone you are not.

"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."

by rperazag July 23, 2010

tantrify

Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex.

My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

boulevardier

A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.

A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.

A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

hor-normal

Women´s periodic erratic behavior due to hormonal cycles.

No.... she is not being aggresive... is just hor-normal.

by rperazag May 13, 2010

So fucking twat?

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).

"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???

by rperazag May 23, 2010