rperazag's definitions

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

boulevardier

A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.

A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.

A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

hor-normal

Women´s periodic erratic behavior due to hormonal cycles.

No.... she is not being aggresive... is just hor-normal.

by rperazag May 13, 2010

So fucking twat?

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).

"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???

by rperazag May 23, 2010

bake-a-holic

Someone obsessively in love with anything and everything related to baking.

One of the main reasons I love my mom so much? She is an obsessed superb bake-a-holic.

by rperazag July 27, 2010