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Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.
The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.
by rperazag July 6, 2010
mugGet the Screwed Againmug.

.xxx

Approved Internet domain dedicated to pornography.
"Approved .xxx domain makes it easier to filter out inappropriate content... great news for those that wish to consume, or avoid, adult content."
(Net overseer Icann - Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers)
by rperazag June 28, 2010
mugGet the .xxxmug.

Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
mugGet the Net Positivemug.

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.
In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.
by rperazag July 18, 2010
mugGet the techno-fuguemug.

Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.
Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.
by rperazag July 28, 2010
mugGet the Bingo Busmug.

iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.
by rperazag July 22, 2010
mugGet the iShopmug.

exponential growth

The best boner you can get from a chick.
Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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