Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Craplist

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

by rperazag May 06, 2010

lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.

Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.

by rperazag May 02, 2010

Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.

Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.

by rperazag June 25, 2010

Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 15, 2010

Poorn

Porn available to low-income people; mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.

Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.

by rperazag July 27, 2010