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There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
Get the Somewhere a dog barked mug.Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
by rperazag June 15, 2010
Get the Do Ants Have Assholes? mug.A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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Get the Pregreening mug.Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.
I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
by rperazag May 8, 2010
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by rperazag June 28, 2010
Get the .xxx mug.Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.
How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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