rperazag's definitions

the unfriendly digit

Fuck-off finger sign.

The bloody bastard waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy.

by rperazag July 8, 2010

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

un-shit

Shit reversal.

Yo... is Lita still mad at you?

Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

by rperazag July 26, 2010

twisted chassis

Person with observable skeletal asymmetry, resulting in weird swinging when walking.

At first, I couldn´t dig such a weird swinging, then I realized that Gabriela has a twisted chassis.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

viral funny

Funny material that goes viral once posted by YouTube users.

LOLCats... that´s the epitome (a representative or perfect example of a class or type) of viral funny.

by rperazag July 18, 2010