rperazag's definitions

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

deboarding

To get off the airplane.

Headline: "Flight From Hell: Passengers Threatened With Arrest For Deboarding."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Wenlock & Mandeville

Mascots unveiled for the Olympic and Paralympic Games in London 2012.
Named after the village of Much Wenlock in Shropshire. Mandeville is the birthplace of the Paralympic Games in England.

"We are sure that Wenlock & Mandeville will connect young people with sport, and tell the story of our proud Olympic and Paralympic history.”

by rperazag May 20, 2010

Dictatorshit

A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.

My father keeps a shitty dictatorshit at home.

by rperazag July 14, 2010

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

boulevardier

A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.

A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.

A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."

by rperazag July 18, 2010