rperazag's definitions

depth of need

How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.

What´s wrong with your bro?
Jenna is messing his brain probing his depth of need for pussy.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.

End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".

by rperazag June 22, 2010

send-up

An amusing imitation or parody; a takeoff.

Bush was a send-up of a responsible President.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

by rperazag May 9, 2010

Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.

Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Falling in lust

Confusing horniness with love.

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.

X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."

by rperazag June 20, 2010