rperazag's definitions

Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.

"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"

by rperazag June 30, 2010

Stay on the low

To keep a low profile.

Yo... better use a disguise if you want to stay on the low... know what I mean?

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Mourning at Wrong Corpse

When you get terribly sad for a breakup with someone who made you suffer badly, or wasn´t worthy in any sense.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.

Stop Mourning at Wrong Corpse Jenna... the guy is a major asshole, a worth for nothing loser... you deserve much better.

by rperazag June 18, 2010

God’s favorite word is "Come"

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Bloggerhead

Someone addicted to blogging.

Ok. Let´s go to the concert. Invite Markus.
Forget it. He is a bloggerhead.
Meaning?
Lives for blogging. Almost 24/7.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

Poorn

Blue-collar porn, mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.
The porn available to poor people.

Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.

by rperazag July 27, 2010