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Dictatorshit

A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.
My father keeps a shitty dictatorshit at home.
by rperazag July 14, 2010
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Third World America

The decline of the United States of America as an industrial, political, and economic leader.
From Canada´s border, down to the Patagonia, there is now a united Third World America.
by rperazag August 15, 2010
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Trust issues

Lack of trust in a relationship, due to shady behavior by one or both partners.
When will you get married?

Long road ahead.

Why?

Trust issues.
by rperazag May 13, 2010
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Whoregate

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.
This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."
by rperazag July 2, 2010
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Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner conversations.
A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
by rperazag June 23, 2010
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