rperazag's definitions

FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.

"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.

I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.

by rperazag August 27, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Suck Huge

An extremely negative state of affairs which is deeply disturbing.

A: "So... your wife doesn´t recognize you anymore?
B: "Yes... Alzheimer disease."
A: "Well, does must suck huge."
B: "Yes it does."

by rperazag July 8, 2010

shuteye

Sleep.

Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.

X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Corridor Of Cruelty

Life with a person who makes your life utterly miserable.

I told you Jenna, marrying Doug was entering the corridor of cruelty.

by rperazag July 20, 2010