Gay Life Coach

A guide to gays who need guidance.

A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."

by rperazag July 16, 2010

Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.

Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.

by rperazag August 05, 2010

Heavy Mental

Classical Music

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!

by rperazag May 01, 2010

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 27, 2010

luxuria

Fornicating with highly expensive prostitutes.

Luxuria caused the downfall of NY Major.
I lost my shirt due to luxuria.

by rperazag May 01, 2010

predigital

No longer current or in fashion, out-of-date, faded, aged.

But darling, those trousers are so last year, so predigital.

by rperazag August 16, 2010

Overshopper

A person who buys items that will never be used or consumed.

A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."

by rperazag July 22, 2010