Rape-me look

Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.

Customer: Is this a too low-cut skirt?
Saleswoman: Yes darling... the perfect rape-me look!

by rperazag May 06, 2010

What is it like being stupid?

One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.

The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.

"My stand on the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill?... Ok... What is it like being stupid?

by rperazag July 27, 2010

Zappo

Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.

500 channels and nothing... this zappo business is giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.

Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!

by rperazag May 12, 2010

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

by rperazag May 05, 2010

Urban Decay

The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.

Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Third World America

The decline of the United States of America as an industrial, political, and economic leader.

From Canada´s border, down to the Patagonia, there is now a united Third World America.

by rperazag August 15, 2010