rperazag's definitions

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

un-shit

Shit reversal.

Yo... is Lita still mad at you?

Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

the unfriendly digit

Fuck-off finger sign.

The bloody bastard waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy.

by rperazag July 8, 2010

Lady Gagged

Serial cocksucker.

Do you think Katya will stop cocksucking neighbors at the backyard every single night?
Nope... she has become Lady Gagged!

by rperazag May 6, 2010