White Striped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)

A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!

by rperazag July 17, 2010

Bitchionary

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches

C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!

by rperazag December 12, 2010

Climb Down Suicide

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.

Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Mourning at Wrong Corpse

When you get terribly sad for a breakup with someone who made you suffer badly, or wasn´t worthy in any sense.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.

Stop Mourning at Wrong Corpse Jenna... the guy is a major asshole, a worth for nothing loser... you deserve much better.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

glam-nerd

A glamorous nerd.
An Apple Store´s employee.

“This right here,” said the curly-haired, 20-something Apple Store glam-nerd who sold me my latest iPhone, “is the most important purchase you will ever make in your life.”

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.

X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."

by rperazag June 24, 2010

Jet Fag

A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.

X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"

Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."

by rperazag July 01, 2010