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Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
Get the Pornography of regretmug. X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.
by rperazag June 26, 2010
Get the Nyctohylophobiamug. A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)
Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!
by rperazag May 2, 2010
Get the hypopriestmug. by rperazag May 25, 2010
Get the @God OMY! I´m naked!mug. Days during the few weeks around the summer solstice in June in areas of high latitude, during which sunsets are late, sunrises are early and darkness is never complete.
by rperazag July 18, 2010
Get the white nightmug. What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.
I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."
by rperazag June 17, 2010
Get the I'm Not Trying To Be Sluttymug. Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
Get the Seven Burger Patties of Hellmug.