Dictatorshit

A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.
by rperazag July 14, 2010
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Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.
PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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Yakky

Someone who is noisy, alternately hype and-self-pitying.

(hype: very excitable or nervous temperament; high-strung: emotionally stimulated or overexcited.)
Hon I can´t stand your wild swing moods. Get a grip and stop been so bloody yakky!
by rperazag June 07, 2010
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Must See Train Wreck

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.
What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Whoregate

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.
This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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