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to open.
Larry, could you please unshut the bloody window... for God´s sake, the heat is killing me!
by rperazag May 10, 2010

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The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 05, 2010

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Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.
PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.
by rperazag May 14, 2010

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When a black celebrity who used cosmetic procedures to turn white his skin, decides to reverse the process in order to be black again.
Sammy Sosa, Black Again! Skin Reportedly Back To Old Hue.
by rperazag May 12, 2010

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Women´s periodic erratic behavior due to hormonal cycles.
No.... she is not being aggresive... is just hor-normal.
by rperazag May 12, 2010

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A knowledgeable lover who knows how to produce multiple orgasms in any woman.
Savant from the French savoir "knowing".
In bed? Well... if I am not tired he will make me come over a dozen times. He is just a sexsavant.
by rperazag May 12, 2010

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When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.
Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

by rperazag May 12, 2010

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