unshut

to open.
Larry, could you please unshut the bloody window... for God´s sake, the heat is killing me!
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.
"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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Photosuck

Photoshop disaster caused by excessive manipulation of the image.
The new "Sex & The City 2" poster is a Photosuck.
by rperazag May 03, 2010
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Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)
There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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Corridor Of Cruelty

Life with a person who makes your life utterly miserable.
I told you Jenna, marrying Doug was entering the corridor of cruelty.
by rperazag July 20, 2010
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Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.
X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"
by rperazag June 26, 2010
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