rperazag's definitions

white night

Days during the few weeks around the summer solstice in June in areas of high latitude, during which sunsets are late, sunrises are early and darkness is never complete.

Let us meet in the open, on a white night, with nothing to hide.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty

What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.

I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."

by rperazag June 17, 2010

Greenjoy

The pleasure you get from doing ecotourism (also known as ecological tourism, it is responsible travel to fragile, pristine, and usually protected areas that strives to be low impact and (often) small scale. It purports to educate the traveller; provide funds for conservation; directly benefit the economic development and political empowerment of local communities; and foster respect for different cultures and for human rights.

A: "Guess where is my sister Emilia and her kids now."
B: "Where?"
A: "Costa Rica"
B. "For holidays? Doing what?"
A: "Ecotourism man!"
B: "Wao!!! What a greenjoy!"

by rperazag August 23, 2010

deboarding

To get off the airplane.

Headline: "Flight From Hell: Passengers Threatened With Arrest For Deboarding."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

leaf people

Tree huggers.
Environmentalists (people concerned with environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment.)

Al Gore... yeah, kind of CEO for leaf people... right?

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010