Definitions by rperazag

Overshopper 

A person who buys items that will never be used or consumed.

A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."

Overshopper by rperazag July 22, 2010

iShop 

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.

iShop, therefore I am.

iShop by rperazag July 22, 2010

Is this great, or what?

Used to state that something is truly awesome, extraordinary, unbelievable and "a dream".

Is this great, or what?... the sun rises.

Is this great, or what? by rperazag July 22, 2010

Tastemonial 

Testimonial given by a consumer about how good tastes a particular product.

Click here and give your tastemonial.

Tastemonial by rperazag July 20, 2010

Corridor Of Cruelty 

Life with a person who makes your life utterly miserable.

I told you Jenna, marrying Doug was entering the corridor of cruelty.

Corridor Of Cruelty by rperazag July 20, 2010

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis 

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis by rperazag July 20, 2010

glam-nerd 

A glamorous nerd.
An Apple Store´s employee.

“This right here,” said the curly-haired, 20-something Apple Store glam-nerd who sold me my latest iPhone, “is the most important purchase you will ever make in your life.”

glam-nerd by rperazag July 18, 2010