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Definitions by rperazag

Do Ants Have Assholes? 

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?

Fundamental Attribution Error 

When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.
“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"

late-breaking gay 

A person who realizes he or she is gay relatively late in life.
"But... he is a grandfather and a role model for this community. How can he turn gay now?"
"Late-breaking gay darling."
late-breaking gay by rperazag June 10, 2010
Someone who is noisy, alternately hype and-self-pitying.

(hype: very excitable or nervous temperament; high-strung: emotionally stimulated or overexcited.)
Hon I can´t stand your wild swing moods. Get a grip and stop been so bloody yakky!
Yakky by rperazag June 7, 2010

Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"
Filter failure by rperazag May 31, 2010

Lovely Bones 

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.
"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."
Lovely Bones by rperazag May 30, 2010

Thumbdowner 

Pathetic life form that systematically goes through Urban Dictionary´s "Word of the Day" list giving a thumbs down to every single definition without reading any of them. Out of spite and utter lack of creativity, finds more exciting to downgrade the work of others than to come up with even a run of the mill (conventional, mediocre, prevalent, regular, trite) idea.
Get a life Thumbdowner, life is short and then we die.
Thumbdowner by rperazag May 26, 2010