rperazag's definitions

Guayabera

A men's shirt popular in Latin America, the Caribbean, Southeast Asia, the West Indies, and Zimbabwe.

The origin of the name Guayabera may come from a Cuban legend that tells of a poor countryside seamstress sewing large pockets into her husband's shirts for carrying guava (guayabas) from the field. Guayabera may also have originated from the word yayabero, the word for a person who lived near the Yayabo River in Cuba.

You can see the exiled Cuban in Miami, dressed to the nines in his guayabera, sipping rum and smoking cigars, dreaming of the ousting of Fidel Castro, while enjoying his own version of the American Dream.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Bitchionary

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches

C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!

by rperazag December 13, 2010

trashedy

The dismal (disastrous; state of affairs characterized by ineptitude, dullness, or a lack of merit) level of current american culture.
The life story of a human wreck.
A life stupidly wasted.

"The declining level of american education is just a sign of a national trashedy."
"Our marriage?.... Ummm... the normal trashedy!

by rperazag December 13, 2010

Grow the Balls

Get the courage; dare.

Hey man, you don´t have to be such a pussy... C.'mon, grow the balls.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.

Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"

by rperazag May 31, 2010

Webmates

A realtionship in which two persons, exclusively in touch through the Internet, go to bed and wake up connected.

A: "Yo... what´s between you and María... that virtual bullshit?"
B: "We are webmates, we go to bed and wake up connected by the web... clean, economical and blissful relationship!"

by rperazag July 11, 2010

toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 10, 2010