rperazag's definitions

zero intention

Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.

The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.

I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

rock the mic ´till you bleed

Extreme blowjob.

A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."

by rperazag July 11, 2010

'Go Tweet Yourself'

Online variation of "Go Fuck Yourself" used when flooded with useless tweets.

"Hey Johnson... stop the tweet hemorrhage. 'Go Tweet Yourself' jerk!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Tastemonial

Testimonial given by a consumer about how good tastes a particular product.

Click here and give your tastemonial.

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Clerkdom

The Kingdom where low level employees, who want to get even with society making your life as miserable as possible, reign. Vicious social group made of clerks who do menial tasks in an office, or at a sales counter or service desk at a store or hotel.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.

Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?

Welcome to Clerkdom!

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Yakky

Someone who is noisy, alternately hype and-self-pitying.

(hype: very excitable or nervous temperament; high-strung: emotionally stimulated or overexcited.)

Hon I can´t stand your wild swing moods. Get a grip and stop been so bloody yakky!

by rperazag June 7, 2010

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

by rperazag July 22, 2010