Definitions by roller

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

the dirty mitten by roller May 29, 2005

the murder mitten 

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

the murder mitten by roller May 29, 2005

third option 

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.

Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

third option by roller May 6, 2005

Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.

I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.

Newcastle Brown Ale by roller May 6, 2005

stroh's 

n. Beer found in, among other places i'm sure, tha D that tastes kinda bad yet is cheap and, in some cirlces, hip.

Me: Eh Mitch, did you get a caser?
Mitch: Yeah, I got a thirty of Stroh's

stroh's by roller May 6, 2005

do what now? 

n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're.

Person: Mumble mumble mumble?
Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?

do what now? by roller May 2, 2005

TAZCAR 

n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms.

"Matt and I got drunk and actually watched, like, two hours of TAZCAR. It was exhilarating."

TAZCAR by roller April 22, 2005