shork

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"

by Robin January 05, 2005

twerk

to work one's body, as in dancing, especially the rear end

She was twerking it on the dance floor.

by Robin April 07, 2003

Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

by Robin December 10, 2003

bottley

mentally disabled person, retard
orininated in surrey after the bottley mental asylem

aww your such a bottley

by robin March 24, 2005

Wheezin' Butslackz

Skanky ass ho who pisses outta her ass because her pussy is filled up with dick and sigarettes

Guy (to girl): Hey, ever hhad Wheezin' Bitslacks?

Girl: No, I only get raped analy

by Robin December 10, 2003

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 05, 2004

weekev

young teenager, pre puberty

dont laught at him he's only a weekev

by Robin October 09, 2003