Cumu

Used mainly in SMS messages typed using predictived text, in which cunt is derived into "cumu"

He was a right filthy cumu!

I love your shaved cumu

Waiter! Waiter! Bring me a steaming fresh side order of cumu to accompany this thalidomide wife!

by Robin December 17, 2004

Pyrokinetic

One who can light things on fire by thought or psychic ability.

A frown crossed her face as the man before her burst into flames.

The man had to be isolated in a water based prison due to his pyrokenetic power.

by Robin March 24, 2003

gimpett

If someone has the sirname impett then call them gimpett and soon enough everyone will be calling him/her gimpett

Hey gimpett you ginger prick where's my fucking money?

by Robin January 04, 2005

PissyGlidaz

When some drunk lamer, slides trough other peoples piss and uses beer to cover op them stench

Guy: ooh it smells like sprite, must be some pissyglidaz over here!

by Robin December 10, 2003

wir

Abbreviation for "written in retrospect".

This article dated 25th Dec 1998 was actually WIR at a later date.

by Robin April 19, 2005

shit farmer

a man who has a farm just so he can eat all his animals shit

you sir are a shit farmer!

by Robin February 06, 2005

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 05, 2004