ricky roma's definitions

Orenthal

slang for someone who murders their ex.

Originated by Orenthal James Simpson (aka OJ, or the wordJuice/word) slicing and dicing his ex-wife and her boyfriend.

I picked up the paper today, and on the front page there was a story of some fucker who went Orenthal on his ex.

Looks like he'll be spending time in lockdown with Bubba as his new roommate.

by ricky roma October 31, 2003

Fast And The Fuckheads

a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)

Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"

Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

8 track

an obsolete form of media, primarily used in the 70s. 8-tracks were the 80s equivalent of the cassette tape or the 90s version of the CD, except that you could not rewind or fast forward, but you were able to skip into another sector of the 8 track (aka the 'track')

Kid #1: Check out my 76 AMC Matador. I paid $300 for it, but the dude I bought it from said he's throw in the original 8 track player for an additional $100.

Kid #2: You fucking tool. No one has used 8 tracks in 20 years, at least.

Kid #1: damn

by ricky roma October 10, 2003

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

another name for the wordshocker/word

guy: can I give you the shocker?
girl: no
guy: how about two in the pink one in the stink?
girl: sure

girls are stupid

by Ricky Roma November 29, 2003

Band Aid

group of musicians from the UK who recorded "Do They Know It's Christmas?" in the mid 80s.

If you have no idea what song this is, trust me on this one; you will hear it over and over and over and over and over....

I was walking through Walmart and I heard that fucking Band Aid song for the 26th time today....and Christmas is a month away. For fucks sake, I hope that song will go away soon.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

house

to take a severe beating from someone.

I called this dude a dirty cocksucker, so he got up in my face and housed me with a few lefts.

by ricky roma September 27, 2003

garbage man

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.

We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003