rick's definitions

Burtox

A dirty old man who is attracted to Gwar

Is that Burtox trying to chat up the new gwar cheerdog?!?!?

by Rick November 18, 2003

UPS

The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.

Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.

by Rick January 5, 2004

flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

by rick August 13, 2005

nice

drunk, wasted

i was mad nice at that party last week.

by Rick April 9, 2003

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005

Swag

Sales Wearables and Gifts

Giveaway T-shirts with company logos, pens with logos, shirts with names of rock groups

by Rick September 8, 2003

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

by Rick August 8, 2003