rick's definitions

keg troll

A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.

Oh dude, watch out for karen, she's a KEG TROLL and she's on the prowl!

by rick March 28, 2005

bidmaster

a person who is highly inteligent in "bidding" ones house. A bid consists of tp, oil, fireworks, paintballs, and saran wrap. Team 294 is one of the most famous bid teams. Basically, if a bidmaster is after u, u should just build a bomb shelter for your house because there is no escaping his bid.

I'm a bidmaster, so "WATCH OUT FOR BOMBS BAAAABY!"

Get ur binoculars out, try to see the bidmaster Paul Flemion getting your house.

by rick March 1, 2005

llykellish

if some asks you how you are doing today and you are doing great say you are llykellish.

i am so llykellish today how are you!!

by rick February 24, 2005

O-Town Olympics

A game played by drunks from the town of Orange, Massachusetts. The game conists of drinking a large quantity of alcohol and then making yourself throw up by placing your fingers in your mouth. The winner is the first person to throw up.

"Hey Mac won the O-Town Olympics."

by rick December 6, 2003

t0ast3d

An angry, intolerant, liberal-hating regular at Fazed.net.

t0ast3d is cantankerous, and has little tolerance for others points of view.

by Rick October 6, 2003

The Visorak

The slapping sound produced by a scrotum smacking up against the bagoina. Can me made through a variety of positions.

"Man, Lucy came over last night and my roommate couldn't even hear the TV cause we was Visroakin' ALL NIGHT!"

by Rick February 23, 2005

land of steers and queers

Oklahoma

The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy. (Officer and a Gentleman, An - 1982)

by Rick July 9, 2003