Definitions by rick

rednut 

a person with red pubic hair

pats mum

rednut by rick August 17, 2003

unfucked 

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

unfucked by Rick August 11, 2003

fuck a duck 

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

fuck a duck by Rick August 8, 2003

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

haul ass by Rick August 8, 2003

circus penis 

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

circus penis by Rick August 8, 2003

UGA 

The University of Georgia located in Athens, GA where female undergraduates outnumber male undergraduates almost two to one!

If you can't get laid at UGA, you're a total fucking loser.

UGA by Rick August 8, 2003

PhD 

post hole digger

I know I should put a fence around my yard, but I don't have a PhD.

PhD by Rick August 8, 2003