rick's definitions

rednut

a person with red pubic hair

pats mum

by rick August 17, 2003

unfucked

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

by Rick August 11, 2003

fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

by Rick August 8, 2003

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

by Rick August 8, 2003

circus penis

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

by Rick August 8, 2003

UGA

The University of Georgia located in Athens, GA where female undergraduates outnumber male undergraduates almost two to one!

If you can't get laid at UGA, you're a total fucking loser.

by Rick August 8, 2003

line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

by Rick August 8, 2003