richard black's definitions

load

n. the total amount of sperm ejaculated in one orgasm.

Just as Tyrone arched his back prepatory to cumming, Brie Ann deepthroated his dick causing his seed to be propelled directly into her stomach. After it was all over, she kissed him with no salty aftertaste or cum odor on her breath.

by Richard Black April 28, 2005

tricked

Having had sex with a casual partner.

Eddie picked up Clyde at the bar, took him home, gave him another drink, and then tricked with him.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

tube steak

What a gay guy gets off on.

Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

spost

One syllable that equals a long phrase with speakers in the American south: It is supposed to be.

Spost to rain all day today.

by Richard Black April 9, 2005

jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

by Richard Black January 16, 2006

chirrins

In ebonics, the same as children.

Lula had to work sunrise to sunset to support her eight chirrins as she never married.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005