richard black's definitions

rose bud

An enflamed hemorhoid.

Joe could hardly use the cheap, one-ply office toilet paper because his rose bud was so tender.

by Richard Black March 9, 2005

hussy

n. bitch. In the 1930s through the 1950s the term for a demanding, self-centered, hateful female.

Joan Crawford played the leading role in the movie "The Gorgeous Hussy."

You hussy; stop flirting with my husband.

by Richard Black June 25, 2005

conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.

Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

tricked

Having had sex with a casual partner.

Eddie picked up Clyde at the bar, took him home, gave him another drink, and then tricked with him.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

by Richard Black January 16, 2006

tube steak

What a gay guy gets off on.

Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005