scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.

"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."

by rich January 27, 2004

freezie folly

n. a person with more than one unit of currency.

"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"

by Rich December 08, 2004

grunger

a greasy person who has long hair that never gets washed. grungers wear really baggy trousers which i supose they think look good. they always walk around with a bag on their back which probly doesnt actually contain anythin its just there to look 'cool'. if they are cool enuf to skate they will also either have a skateboard in their hand or strapped to their bag. they always assume that anyone who isnt a grunger is a townie.

if u wana see a grunger just go to your local skatepark thats where they hang even if they dont actually skate

by rich December 23, 2004

keybang

turning off ignition (usually in a stickshift), let it turn engine for a second or two, and turning it back on for a cherrybomb-like report! Works best when you're beside a pedestrian!
Expect to replace your muffler...

in my friend Bob's 52 Mercury

by rich May 13, 2005

porn finatic

Someone who is addicted to porn and lets everyone around him/her know about it.

Rich is the biggest porn finatic.

by Rich January 07, 2005

soccer

A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.

"I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad."
"Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?"

by Rich September 01, 2008

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003