rich's definitions

porn finatic

Someone who is addicted to porn and lets everyone around him/her know about it.

Rich is the biggest porn finatic.

by Rich January 7, 2005

Pamplemoose

A variety of moose found in Pample, BC. Often found in the presence of the pamplemouse.

We dare not disturb the pamplemoose while it is feeding.

by Rich January 7, 2004

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003

soccer

A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.

"I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad."
"Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?"

by Rich September 1, 2008

manjinah

Incorrect variation on mangina, pretaining to the unusual elongation of a woman clitoris, thus forming a manjina

See also: mangina, maninitis and variants of this theme

Sinistrari, a Roman inquisitor of the early sixteenth century, fantasized about women with elongated clitorises raping men. He also claimed that only women with excessively large clitorises could engage in 'sodomy' with one another. If a charge was brought against a woman, competent midwives should examine her to ascertain if her clitoris was enlarged.

The spotted hyena female has a very large clitoris, such that it is often mistaken for the male. In fact, in ancient natural histories the hyena is described as an animal which changes back and forth between the two genders. Two Aesop fables are based on this idea. In Babrius and Phaedrus (Loeb Classics) 242 & 243 (p 470) a fox remarks that it doesn't greet the hyena because it doesn't know whether to address it as a male or female, and when one hyena propositions another the second replies, "Alright, but what you do to me someone else will do to you." The Epistle to Barnabus 10.7 in the Apostolic Fathers also remarks on the Hyena sex change. The reason for the enlarged clitoris is the high levels of androgens in the female pup. The androgens are necessary to keep the female pup as aggressive as her brothers; otherwise she probably wouldn't survive their aggression in the close confines of the den.

by Rich March 19, 2003

bunk

When a bitch is fat, and it looks like she has two pussies, she is said to be bunk (one on top of the other, like bunk beds)

I was drilling that bitch in the ass, and when I flipped here over she was bunk.

by Rich April 30, 2003

worming

when ur doing chin ups and ur knacked, u can squeeze out a couple more by wriggling ur way up, known as worming

come on!! u've done 19, worm ur way to 20 u lazy motherfucker!

by rich May 4, 2005