rich's definitions

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

sewersville

Place of bordem that more than likey needs to get rained on with nukes usually a place that everyone complains about because there isnt shit to do in said town, city, village, etc.; A very shitty place

example from a typical conversation:
This place is fucking sewersville. I want to be president one day so i can bomb this fucking place.

by Rich February 27, 2004

Golden Palace

When you awake from sleep soaking wet because your significant other was drunk and wet the bed. It's the follow up to a golden shower; When one person urinates on another.

Man we got so crunked last night that she busted a golden palace again!

by Rich February 10, 2007

pitsnogled

To be overwhelmed by an unexpected, unstoppable force.

Reference to Kevin Pitsnogle of the WVU mens basketball team, having come from the ashes to help raise the Mounties to a Elite eight appearance.

He pitsnogled me with 3 pointers from well past the arch.

by Rich March 28, 2005

snatchler

some dank poon tang, pussy

That broski drinks alotta brewski and gets A TON of snatchler

by Rich June 18, 2006

Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

by Rich August 27, 2003

daruma

Japanese doll with no arms or legs, that brings good luck. Comes with eyes blank: you make a wish and color one eye. When the wish comes true, you color in the other eye.

Ex) make a wish to buy a house (color one eye)...when you are able to buy the house, color in the other eye - wish fulfilled.

by Rich March 6, 2005