rich's definitions

jonstilron

shortened form of a john style run, on iss

Rich: pass me the fucking ball john!
John: no way! I'm on an amazing jonstilron

by rich December 5, 2004

scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.

"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"

by Rich November 30, 2004

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

Qualm

Qualm is derived from the lynd cross and is commonly used as a term to say lets do it, lets sort it out, basically just lets get on it.the word can be used in many forms either when discussing buying something, organising a night out, something sexual, etc.

For example, lets go to the pub- lets QUALM the pub OR when inviting a lady friend back it is used in this sense- lets qualm it back to mine (please note this works 9 times out of 10)

by Rich November 19, 2004

frag

Frag originating from an ancient cowfoldian lord, boysie, can be defined as wearing camp clothing or generally showing camp orientation

an example of this would be to say, 'thats a bit of frag clothing your wearing edd barclay' or an extension of the word would be to say, 'look at u, u fragger'.The latter shares similarities with'oi oi sailor'

by Rich November 18, 2004

vex

originated from v-unit in the early 1960's. vex means to annoy or be annoyed by something

dont vex me up man- dont annoy me

by Rich November 18, 2004

Slug

a big ass bullet that comes in a shell. Used for shot guns, usually hunting lage game.

I shot a deer with a 12 GA slug

by Rich October 9, 2004