rich's definitions

Wind Fairy

People who own sail boats

damn Wind Fairy

by Rich January 31, 2004

mowgli

n. a rabid ape from the jungle regions. highly addicted to crack.

man, that mowgli is crazy. look how much crack he has. that can't be normal

by Rich February 3, 2005

doody

cool, sweet, great

"I'm taking doody rhymes to a brand new height" (Beastie Boys)

by rich November 13, 2003

cammel toe

When a girl is wearing tight pants, underwear, and you see the formation of the outer labia of the women clearly thrugh the clothing article.
Or you see the "bitches lips" got it?

Think of a wet bikini on a females lower area. It should leave no room for your imagination.

by RICH April 30, 2003

beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004

crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

by Rich February 4, 2004

chilean

I wish i was chilean.

I suck because im a feverishly pale white british queer.

by Rich March 30, 2004