rich's definitions

Dempski

to smash, break, wipe out, beat, hurt, etc.

Used mostly by surfers

Surfer 1: I was gettin shacked on that 20-foot monster, and that kook cut me off and made me break my board.

Surfer 2: Dude what'd you do to him?

Surfer 1: I dempskied the kooks board over his motha fuckin' head.

by Rich June 23, 2006

chilean

I wish i was chilean.

I suck because im a feverishly pale white british queer.

by Rich March 30, 2004

japs

Short for Japs Eye. The opening in the male organ leading to the piss pipes.

1) My japs really stings
2) The nurse stuck a swab up my japs

by Rich May 10, 2004

vex

originated from v-unit in the early 1960's. vex means to annoy or be annoyed by something

dont vex me up man- dont annoy me

by Rich November 18, 2004

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003

ace

To get rid of.

Man, ace that hat, it looks stupid on you.

by Rich November 27, 2003

Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."

"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"

by Rich March 24, 2005