rich's definitions

Finch

A name that denotes having the largest penis in the world.

Finch is well endowed.

by Rich December 8, 2004

pehs

1. A homosexual
2. The act of having gay sex.

The two men enjoyed pehs in the bathroom.

by Rich May 15, 2003

Man Pleaser

"the mouth"; to refer to someones mouth in a homosexual reference

"shut your man pleaser"

by Rich January 14, 2003

crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

by Rich February 4, 2004

shoot the bird

To present your middle finger to someone as an act of defiance.

MEATWAD: He's always messsing with me.
UHR: Shoot him the bird!
IGNIGNOKT: Yes, give him the finger.

by rich April 4, 2004

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005

Ass mint

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

by Rich March 18, 2003