spunkacola

the act of cumming on your girlfrinds face while simultaniously enjoying a refreshing cola drink.

I was poping a wad in Amy's mouth and I was real thirsty too, I had to perform an emergncy spunkacola.

by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005

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turd sandwich

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

by ricflairismyfather October 03, 2005

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tuna suprise

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005

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Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005

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batbeat

what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.

That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.

Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.

by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005

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