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An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
by ricemond December 06, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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an oscar mayer is a motha fuckin big ole black wiener that is on fire
Juvenile says:an oscar mayer is a motha fuckin big ole black wiener that is on fire.
by jarriXI November 17, 2004
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You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.
1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.
by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010
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A small little finger like dick

A small slender penis resembling a hotdog
If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner
by hollysprings February 24, 2010
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An over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y
It is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption
by Good Taste September 24, 2003
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