pedasstrian

that slow mofo who takes his sweet time to walk through a crosswalk.
"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"

"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
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Swine Hype

The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.
"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."

"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009
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Tab o' War

The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.
"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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douche tell

A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.
"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."

"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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filmnesia

the inability to remember within the first 10 minutes of a movie whether or not you have seen it before.
"Wait a minute, I think i've already seen this movie before."

"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
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telecommutants

telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.
"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."

"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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Squalene

The adjuvant - Squalene.

According to Meryl Nass, M.D., an authority on the anthrax vaccine,

"A novel feature of the two H1N1 vaccines being developed by companies Novartis and GlaxoSmithKline is the addition of squalene-containing adjuvants to boost immunogenicity and dramatically reduce the amount of viral antigen needed. This translates to much faster production of desired vaccine quantities."v

Novartis's proprietary squalene adjuvant for their H1N1 vaccine is MF59. Glaxo's is ASO3. MF59 has yet to be approved by the FDA for use in any U.S. vaccine, despite its history of use in other countries.

Per Dr. Nass, there are only three vaccines in existence using an approved squalene adjuvant. None of the three are approved for use in the U.S.
"Hey Jane, you're a nurse, what do you think about the safety regarding the use of Squalene in the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine?"

"Well Marsha, immunologic adjuvants are substances, administered in conjunction with a vaccine, that stimulate the immune system and increase the response to the vaccine. Squalene is one of those adjuvants. It is added to improve the efficacy of several vaccines, including pandemic flu and malaria vaccines. Do I think it's safe? I don't know, all I can tell you is that the FDA has not approved it yet."
by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009
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