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"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
Get the pedasstrian mug.telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.
"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."
"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"
"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Get the telecommutants mug.A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.
"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009
Get the douche tell mug.One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.
"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"
"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."
"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Get the acidouche-dophilus mug.uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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Get the fro pas mug.The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.
"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009
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