relaxfrancis's definitions

pedasstrian

that slow mofo who takes his sweet time to walk through a crosswalk.

"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"

"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

Swine Hype

The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.

"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."

"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"

by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009

telecommutants

telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.

"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."

"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

douche tell

A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.

"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."

"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."

by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009

filmnesia

the inability to remember within the first 10 minutes of a movie whether or not you have seen it before.

"Wait a minute, I think i've already seen this movie before."

"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

Tab o' War

The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.

"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

fro pas

bad hair day. (pronounced: froʊˈpɑ)
(afro-franco-american)

"Did you see Kanye on Leno last night?"

"Yeah, that was a major fro pas."

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009