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is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
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by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Get the Penny it Forward mug."Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
Get the pedasstrian mug.A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.
"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009
Get the douche tell mug.telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.
"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."
"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"
"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Get the telecommutants mug.The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.
"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009
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