Definitions by relaxfrancis
Palinegger
<Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"
"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama
Alive!"
"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama
Alive!"
Palinegger by relaxfrancis December 11, 2009
Goesintighter
uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
Goesintighter by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
Scottish Moustache
refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
Scottish Moustache by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
pedasstrian
"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
pedasstrian by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
filmnesia
the inability to remember within the first 10 minutes of a movie whether or not you have seen it before.
"Wait a minute, I think i've already seen this movie before."
"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"
"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"
filmnesia by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
wallet threat
is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
wallet threat by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
Tab o' War
"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."
"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
Tab o' War by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009