refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
refers to the manner in which someone utters a particular word or phrase in an accent consistent with his/her native dialect, but inconsistent with the spoken language of the sentence.
"At 6:30 we will be covering an incredible story about a 39 year old woman from los-AN-jə-ləs, California who claims she can cure cancer with just a dash of peek-o-day-GY-o, shake of green SALL-sah, and generous amounts of drunken kah-ɽah-ꜜke."
Back to you Leen-DAH."
"Holy sh*t, that's was the most f*cked up up hyperethno-pronunciation I ever heard!"
Back to you Leen-DAH."
"Holy sh*t, that's was the most f*cked up up hyperethno-pronunciation I ever heard!"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
The act of leaving your left over penny or pennies from unwanted change at the counter of a convenient store.
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.
"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"
"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."
"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
<Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"
"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama
Alive!"
"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama
Alive!"
by relaxfrancis December 11, 2009