robert plant

An example of how you can be in a fucking awesome rock n' roll band, and fake an orgasm on stage (listen to Whole Lotta Love).

I'm not putting down Robert Plant; I think he's fucking cool and so is Led Zeppelin.

by RC June 05, 2005

SMOV

Acronym for "Swallow My Own Vomit". When you see something that is gross, and you throw up in your mouth, you have to swallow it.

Watching that dog lick that other dogs butt then lick his owner's face made me SMOV.
Throw up. Gross Throw up in my mouth puke

by RC December 25, 2014

rape

A heinous, violent crime that should be dealt with vigilante justice.

Our commnunity is dealing with that old man rapist by taking him out to a parking lot beating him senseless with baseball bats and possibly cutting his balls off!

by RC April 26, 2005

che guevara

A person whose mug many idiot, wannabe, poser college kids want other people to see on their t-shirts or hats and yet these posers are oblivious to the man's history and what he stood for.

You know who you are you wannabe poser hippies!

Poser: Hey check out my Che t-shirt, it rocks!
Educated person who doesn't wear a Che shirt: (kicks poser's head in the ground) Shut up poser! Go home and put on your Gap Shirt you mom bought you!

by RC January 24, 2005

september 11

The day after September 10 and before September 12.

Kid A: "What day is it today?"
Kid B: "Why its September 11 of course."
Kid A: "How peculiar! Time really flies you know."
Kid B: "aye"

by RC September 11, 2005

c++

Simple to learn, high-level, object-oriented programming language.
Many 1000 page doorstops are available for teaching this language. (I'm not poking fun at these books. Some of them are actually useful.)

#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
boozeType beerBrand;

if(cash)
buy_beer(beerBrand);
else
bum_beer_off_buddies();


do
{
beer++;
}while(sober);

return 0;
}

by RC February 06, 2005

asshole

What you are currently sitting on.

Man! my asshole is itchy.

by RC February 26, 2005