ray's definitions

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

klynn

a homosexual bitch who is pussy whipped although he gets no pussy

Don't be a klynn

by Ray October 22, 2003

gabz

aka gaboza, gabolala or gayed

omg u got gabzed

by ray May 29, 2004

moppie

The master of all, The great Peach of the fruits, The Mopperizer

I am the great moppie

by ray March 26, 2005

jesus fucking christ

the way italians say i haven't seen you for a while

jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate

by ray March 24, 2005

Biyatch

your mom

I fucked the Biyatch last night, but i treated your mom good.

by Ray March 15, 2004