ray's definitions

mtv

i think our good friend J. Biafra said it best,"MTV get off the air!"

mtv get off the air

by ray October 13, 2003

Hershey Comb-over

An act where a woman is on the top of a bald man giving a 69er. She then intentionally or unintentionally releases messy diarrhea all over his head causing a chocolate hair-like replacement.

In addition, A Bad Hershey Comb-over is when the color of the diarrhea dosen't match the color of his eyebrows.

"Hey Greg, Mike looks 10 years younger since Crystal gave him a Hershey Comb-Over".

by Ray October 25, 2004

mxpx

Stands for Magnified Plaid. Mxpx is a christian punk band formed in 1992. They put out their first two albums "Pokinatcha" and "Teenage Politics" when they were still in high school.

Best album: Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo

Dude, the crowd was crazy when I saw Mxpx on the Warped Tour.

by Ray July 8, 2004

Skete

To Come; Ejaculate

Down Skete Skete mutha fucka

by ray April 4, 2004

klynn

A person, male or female who meets one of the following criteria:
1) Never goes anywhere or does anything
2) Is Gay
3) Has best friends of the opposite sex who he/she will do anything for yet still gets no play

"Don't be a klynn"

by Ray October 22, 2003

IS THIS FRESH

used by Dustin's grandpa, when in giant he likes to use this term

Giant seafoods associate-" hi can i help you" Dustin's grandpa- ( Rudly interuptting) IS THIS FRESSHHHHHHH???

by Ray February 2, 2005

kissnod

I dont know ask Amanda

are you up for a kissnod?

by ray April 22, 2005