phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper
i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass
by ray May 29, 2004
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klynn

a homosexual bitch who is pussy whipped although he gets no pussy
Don't be a klynn
by Ray October 22, 2003
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cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president
by Ray September 20, 2003
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Banana Cream Pie

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.
yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!
by ray April 12, 2004
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german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 16, 2003
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boot

1. something that is ghetto
2. poor
3. cheap ("boot"leg)
Those shoes is boot.
by ray March 16, 2003
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chocholate speedway

I destroyed her chocholate speedway last night.
by Ray February 27, 2004
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