ray's definitions

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

Banana Cream Pie

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

by ray April 12, 2004

gabz

aka gaboza, gabolala or gayed

omg u got gabzed

by ray May 29, 2004

chocholate speedway

The anus

I destroyed her chocholate speedway last night.

by Ray February 27, 2004

Sequtastik

A sequal made purley for the intention of advancing the story.

man, that move was definatley sequtasik

by Ray December 5, 2003

german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.

While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.

by Ray September 16, 2003

westlife

Westlife used to be a five member band, but now only four remain because Bryan McFadden left the group in March last year to spend more time with his family. The departure has not affected the popularity of the group, not even with the infamous Simon Cowell - the feared Pop Idols judge - who remains one of their driving forces.

Westlife truly is the best boy band in the world

by Ray March 1, 2005