an old english butler who wears a monical and assless chaps. mr fahtz puts the butt in butler by servicing his clientele with the sweet smell of strategic fahts. mr fahts will adjust his diet specificaly to satisfy your favorite stench. Mr fahts is the first of his kind inspiring a whole new market for what are now titled "buttlers"
client- Mr fahtz (client porclaims while ringing bell and sitting in chair by the fire place)
narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face
narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face
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tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.
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tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
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old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
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nazi 1 - theres nothing like a spicy kike
nazi 2- i hear that (old nazis laugh together and then sigh as they miss the good ol days)
nazi 2- i hear that (old nazis laugh together and then sigh as they miss the good ol days)
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