raw doggy's definitions
As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Get the Fat joemug. Gives THE BEST criticism, no doubt about that
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
by Raw Doggy June 21, 2010
Get the Randy Jacksonmug. Online MMORPG trading card game that supposedly has reached 9 million players last week (we divide by two because let's say the average person has at least 1 alt account, then there's those who have like 3 so, that goes to 3 million, then there's those people that start that game all over again like 5 times so 2.6 millionish...).
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
Urban Rivals is a trading card game with interesting people on it. www.urban-rivals.com is the link to it
by Raw Doggy May 26, 2010
Get the Urban Rivalsmug. 1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
by Raw Doggy June 18, 2010
Get the Snorgteesmug. A crackhead actor. When you think he's making funny faces in his movies, he's really having muscle spasms
by Raw Doggy April 16, 2010
Get the Jim Carreymug. 1) Short for "Damn I look". Usually something is added to damela, such as good, fly, etc. Pronounced (Da-Meh-Luh).
It's a (wack) song by baby boy da prince though, I'm not sure, but Cassidy might have created the word.
2) Spanish word. Depending on how you use it, or what it's affiliated with, the definitions change.
It's a (wack) song by baby boy da prince though, I'm not sure, but Cassidy might have created the word.
2) Spanish word. Depending on how you use it, or what it's affiliated with, the definitions change.
1) Damela fly, Damela good, Damela better than my date look
2) Police chief to police officers: Damela (Bring her to me, bring her here, basically find her, bring her here)
2) Police chief to police officers: Damela (Bring her to me, bring her here, basically find her, bring her here)
by Raw Doggy April 6, 2010
Get the Damelamug. When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010
Get the Grass eating hippomug.