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A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.
by Ralph March 22, 2005
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A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)
It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
by Ralph March 23, 2005
Get the job stopper mug.Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?
Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
by Ralph March 27, 2005
Get the Vegan-Vampire mug.The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.
We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.
The sun is large.
If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star
The sun is far away.
About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.
But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.
We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.
We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.
The sun is large.
If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star
The sun is far away.
About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.
But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.
We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
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