FUDC

Fuck You Dixie Chicks

Dixie Chicks are stupid democrats.

by Ralph December 01, 2003

cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.

The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.

by Ralph September 14, 2003

PMs

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.

Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.

by Ralph March 23, 2005

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph March 01, 2005

bonk

not true, false information

Do you really believe that bonk?

by Ralph May 29, 2004

charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.

Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.

by ralph February 24, 2005

MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.

A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.

by Ralph March 01, 2005