ralph's definitions

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep

1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph June 18, 2005

faloose

\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.

"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."

by ralph July 22, 2004

W.I.A.

Well Intentioned Asshole

I think you're pretty smart
But you act like such a jerk,
I can't stand your fake rebellion
misdirected and anti-art.

by Ralph March 1, 2004

Heif

Fuck

You really Heifed that up

by Ralph September 30, 2003

batchweezer

it's a big ol' douchebag

you are a batchweezer

by ralph November 18, 2004

Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

by Ralph March 27, 2005

Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.

OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

by Ralph February 22, 2005