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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston
by Ralph June 18, 2005
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Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"
Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss
by Ralph June 18, 2005
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Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.
OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
by Ralph February 22, 2005
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charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.
Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.
by ralph February 24, 2005
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MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.
A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
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kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.
Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
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russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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