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1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
by Ralph June 18, 2005
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Get the Dark Kiss mug.A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.
by Ralph February 22, 2005
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Get the charcoal stick mug.Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
Get the MUG mug.A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.
Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
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