ralph's definitions

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph June 18, 2005

Hall Walkers

The most mundane form of higher ups specifically "brass". People with control over you and your destiny due to policy and enforcement of policy and rules and regulations.

I don't like to work during the day, there are too many Hall Walkers.

Stay away from the main office during the day, there are too many hall walkers, you are gonna get jammed up.

by Ralph May 1, 2004

MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.

A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

STMML

The acronym for "Short Term Marijuana Memory Loss." When someone, generally a "stoner" forgets what they're talking about in the middle of a conversation.

"We were watching this TV show and ... ah shit!, 'STMML,' I forgot the point I was trying to make."

by ralph July 22, 2004

Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

by Ralph March 27, 2005

Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.

OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

by Ralph February 22, 2005

charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.

Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.

by ralph February 24, 2005