job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
by Ralph March 23, 2005
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FUDC

by Ralph November 30, 2003
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kooter-cat

A person, or Kooter, having nymphomaniac tendencies.
That Guila girl is one crazy kooter-cat!
by Ralph July 01, 2003
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civic

Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians
Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang
by RaLpH March 09, 2004
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high school

A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.
Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?
by Ralph January 12, 2005
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cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.
The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.
by Ralph September 14, 2003
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Snoop Dogg

by Ralph March 22, 2005
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