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round eye

Slang used by Asians to describe the white man or Americans.
You want sweet & sour pork? Silly round-eye!
by Rob April 21, 2003
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Roper

Pop-Punk band with monosynth. Lead singer is Reese Roper of Exhumator, Five Iron Frenzy, and Brave Saint Saturn. A great christian band. CD came out October 19, 2004.
Roper's coming to town next week!
by Rob October 30, 2004
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advergame

advertisiment + game = advergame.
typically an on-line browser based game that is branded and promotes a company, a product or service and is free to play. A fun form of permission-based advertising.
Play the cool advergames developed by Splashworks.com.
by Rob April 19, 2004
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whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.
I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go
by Rob December 8, 2003
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Stone bridge high school

THE MOST GAYEST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME!!!i cant stress this enough. The school has no care for anybody. forget about fund raising tell mom and dad to fork over a few hundred so the school can aford the crap they sell at launch. the school is full of wanna be rocks, small amounts of girls dress like sluts(but their not). Most of the guys try acting gangsta. but the school is at least 30 miles from any real city. the school is extreme brady bunch
by Rob January 17, 2005
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Nerd

A person who has a warped sense of what is cool relative to the widely accepted norms. As a result they're often "intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic".
Example... that depends on what you think are widely accepted norms.
by Rob October 15, 2006
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Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.
A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!
by Rob April 16, 2005
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