a figurative meter one may have to convey the intensity reading of to another to let them know how big they plan on going party wise. (using reverse rainbow order so violet being lowest and red being highest)
Mike: Let's pick up a case and then hit a few bars
Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now
Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.
Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!
Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now
Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.
Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!
by provider44 January 18, 2010

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets
'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'
by provider44 January 15, 2010

Oosk: hey, we have enough drugs for this trip to drop the mighty sphinx in the blood of his esoteric riddles
Booska; oh yeah? So basically we'll be in a haze of sublime majesty all weeekend?
Oosk: More like the uppermost infinity of headven compadre.
Booska; oh yeah? So basically we'll be in a haze of sublime majesty all weeekend?
Oosk: More like the uppermost infinity of headven compadre.
by provider44 January 20, 2010

a larger than average penis
As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.
by provider44 January 14, 2010

a person has multiple illegitimate kids from at least two men or women and has had multiple sexually transmitted diseases in his lifetime
'Did you hear about Guy?He came back positve for herpes. How can all those kids of his be proud of that wreckless muttshmee?'
by provider44 January 14, 2010

to be so full that you still are in a lesser but still substantial form of agony an hour or more later.
Omar: Are you still stuffed guy?
Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!
Omar: nye...very nye.
Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!
Omar: nye...very nye.
by provider44 January 16, 2010

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
