poopypants's definitions

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants May 13, 2005

tool

n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.

Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."

Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."

by poopypants April 5, 2003

rim jaw

n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.

"Maybe his bad breath wouldn't be so noticeable if he didn't have rim jaw."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

Seizgasm

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.

also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

usually seen in the "high end" porno industry

"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."

"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"

by poopypants April 1, 2003

Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.

That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.

by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015

Corner Hair

adj. the result of a female performing sex with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.

"Man, you see that ass, I would love to give her a chronic case of Corner Hair."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

by poopypants April 1, 2003