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scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
by poontang October 16, 2006
mugGet the scattered smothered and coveredmug.

Disgusta

A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.

Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.
"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."

"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."
by poontang June 16, 2006
mugGet the Disgustamug.

longting

1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) To do something quick and effective

The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.
1) Nah fuck that... going to the shop is a longting

2) Let's get these motherfuckers... No longtings
by poontang May 13, 2005
mugGet the longtingmug.

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.
"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."
by poontang June 30, 2006
mugGet the chocolate thundermug.

furan

"my brain went all furan on me, and i started ranting about cheeseburgers."
by poontang March 8, 2003
mugGet the furanmug.

Bushwhore

(n) a blind follower of George W Bush and his administration's policies. Someone who will purposefully obfuscate the facts to forward their authoritarian political agenda.
Ann Coulter is a prime example of a BushWhore.
by poontang November 6, 2006
mugGet the Bushwhoremug.

Wokville, Maryland

A slang term for Rockville, Maryland, a suburb of Washington, DC. It gets this name because of the large number of Chinese immigrants (mainly from Taiwan) in the area. Home to many chinese restaurants and asian supermarkets where many "ricer" cars can be found in the parking lots.
"Damn, Shlomo, it's Christmas and all the restaurants around here are closed; I guess us Jews are gonna have to head to Wokville, Maryland and get some Chinese food."
by poontang June 29, 2006
mugGet the Wokville, Marylandmug.

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