pmax's definitions

fat bitched

When someone has become a hogger; when someone has had sex with a fat chick or a fat chick; when someone has gone hogging.

When we were at the bar the other night, Jon started hitting on a fatty. He took her home and had sex with her. He got fat bitched and now he is a hogger.

by PMax February 23, 2008

Vitellius

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.

Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."

by PMax January 11, 2009

juggsalo

A juggalo who has big tits. A busty Juggalo.

Whoa, look at her painted face and big knockers - what a juggsalo!

by PMax March 18, 2008

Tennessee PhD

A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.

Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.

by PMax January 20, 2009

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax February 11, 2008

Tennessee hot chocolate

A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.

Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.

by PMax February 19, 2009

Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.

Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.

by PMax March 10, 2008