A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.
Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.
by PMax February 11, 2008
Get the Condoleezusmug. When someone in a car sits in the driveway or on the street and rudely honks their horn to signal someone to come out to them, instead of getting out of the car and going to the door to knock or ring the doorbell.
Cletus had to annoy all the neighbors by using the Tennessee doorbell to get Billy Bob to come get in his car. Why can't that fat hillbilly idiot get out of his car and knock like civilized people do?
by PMax March 11, 2008
Get the Tennessee doorbellmug. The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.
If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
by PMax March 09, 2008
Get the Ohio Spankmug. An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
by PMax January 11, 2009
Get the pack fudge or pack your bagsmug. An African American homosexual. Derived from the character Lamar Latrell in the movie Revenge of the Nerds, who was a gay black person.
by PMax February 12, 2008
Get the Lamar Latrellmug. An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
by PMax January 11, 2009
Get the klunkermug. Mary had worn that red bra too many times and it got frayed. Eventually the underwire worked its way out and poked her in the boobs. She unwittingly stuck herself with a boob shank.
by PMax March 17, 2008
Get the boob shankmug.