Definitions by pmax

turnkey 

A prison guard or jail guard.

Antoine yelled for more food until the turnkey walked up to his cell and told him to shut up.

turnkey by PMax March 15, 2008

chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.

John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.

chocolatier by PMax March 15, 2008

fattybanger 

Someone who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick. A hogger. Someone who plays nail the whale; a chubby chaser; someone afflicted with beer goggles.

Don is a fattybanger. He did another fatty last night. She was huge!

fattybanger by PMax March 15, 2008

plumpfuck

To fuck a plumper. What a hogger or fat bagger does with a fat chick. To bed a lardass.

Greg did the old plumpfuck with an enormous sophomore last weekend. She had an immense ass.

plumpfuck by PMax March 15, 2008

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

blimpy by PMax March 15, 2008

Blimper 

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

Blimper by PMax March 15, 2008

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

Tennessee Go Faster by PMax March 12, 2008