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juggaload

A fatty who is a juggalo. A lardass fan of the Insane Clown Posse. A juggalo who obviously is not interested in any diet version of Faygo.
Whoa, look at her . . . clown makeup, 2 liter of Faygo, big tits . . . and a big huge ass! She's a juggaload! I'd hit it!
by PMax March 18, 2008
mugGet the juggaloadmug.

frump face

A girl with a nice body but an unattractive face. The same thing as a butterface, bagger, frump or Cleveland Brown.
We looked across the bar and thought we saw a hottie - she was slender and had pretty hair. But then she turned around and we saw her homely mug. She was a frump face, unfortunately.
by PMax March 9, 2008
mugGet the frump facemug.

like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.
Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.
by PMax February 19, 2009
mugGet the like a fat kid on cakemug.

frump lump

A boner or erection obtained when one veets or looking at an ugly girl or fat chick or a group of them. The hard on a veeter obtains, or that a hogger gets before hogging or that a Cleveland Browner gets from macking on a frump or butterface. The woody that a frumper gets from a bagger.
Matt got drunk at the bar and when he started making out that bagger he got a big frump lump that he stuck in her after they left.
by PMax March 9, 2008
mugGet the frump lumpmug.

Tennessee chrome

Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.
Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.
by PMax March 10, 2008
mugGet the Tennessee chromemug.

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.
Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."
by PMax January 11, 2009
mugGet the freshman Ferrarimug.

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.
There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.
by PMax February 24, 2008
mugGet the lard wagonmug.

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