pmax's definitions

jughandle

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.

He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.

by PMax January 11, 2009

blubbernaut

A hogger; one who has sex with a fat chick; one who plays nail the whale.

Don is a blubbernaut. He did four fatties last semester.

by PMax February 23, 2008

Fruit Bowl

A name for the annual football game in Louisville, Kentucky between St. Xavier and Trinity high schools. Alumni and students of the two schools consider it to be an important event; others generally do not care about it.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Don: I'm going to the St. X - Trinity game.

Dan: You're going to the Fruit Bowl?

Don: Shut up!

by PMax January 11, 2009

big flat fatty

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.

That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

frump lump

A boner or erection obtained when one veets or looking at an ugly girl or fat chick or a group of them. The hard on a veeter obtains, or that a hogger gets before hogging or that a Cleveland Browner gets from macking on a frump or butterface. The woody that a frumper gets from a bagger.

Matt got drunk at the bar and when he started making out that bagger he got a big frump lump that he stuck in her after they left.

by PMax March 9, 2008

wigger wagon

A car driven by a wigger, especially if it is a ricer and has decals, rims and Tennessee chrome and Tennessee go faster on it, and a loud muffler. Often the chav driving the wigger wagon plays really bad noise too loud on the stereo.

That stupid chav made a lot of noise as he drove by in his wigger wagon on the way to work at McDonald's.

by PMax March 10, 2008

jugger lugger

1. A chick with big tits.

2. A bra for big jugs.

1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.

2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.

by PMax April 13, 2008