pmax's definitions

frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.

She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.

by PMax March 9, 2008

kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.

Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.

by PMax January 11, 2009

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

QILF

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

by PMax January 21, 2009

big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Big Titty Committee

A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.

Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.

If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.

by PMax March 9, 2008