pmax's definitions

MILEO

Mother I'd Like to Eat Out; a cougar, splosher or other older woman on whom one wishes to perform oral sex

Even though she was about 10 years older than me I wanted to go down on her. She was a true MILEO.

by PMax January 30, 2009

MILCH

Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable

She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.

by PMax January 30, 2009

hoggy

Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.

Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."

Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"

Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."

Drunk Guy: "You think so?"

Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."

by PMax February 11, 2008

Afreakan

An African freak or an African American freak; a black person who is strange or weird.

Cori: "Dude, did you see that guy with the big afro jump over that kid and dunk it? That was unreal!"

Sammy: "Yeah, I saw him . . . he's an Afreakan!"

by PMax February 11, 2008

big flat fatty

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.

That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Omega Mu

A fat chick or a fatty posse. Derived from the fat girl sorority Omega Mu in the movie Revenge of the Nerds. The Omega Mu plumpers help the nerds such as Takashi, Wormser, Poindexter, Lewis and Gilbert, Lamar Latrell and Booger combat the jocks and cheerleaders and they put on a concert and take control of the campus.

"Look at that big fat fatty in the short skirt and tight, low cut top!"

"What an Omega Mu!"

by PMax February 12, 2008

tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008