pmax's definitions

Vitellius

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.

Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."

by PMax January 11, 2009

juggsalo

A juggalo who has big tits. A busty Juggalo.

Whoa, look at her painted face and big knockers - what a juggsalo!

by PMax March 18, 2008

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax October 14, 2008

Tennessee hot chocolate

A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.

Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.

by PMax February 19, 2009

Yugochavia

Any chav filled place. A place that would appeal to any chav. A place with chav characteristics.

We took a wrong turn and ended up in front of a McDonald's with a bunch of punk losers, each wearing a tracksuit and Burberry cap, sitting out front. We accidentally ended up in Yugochavia!

by PMax March 17, 2008

Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.

Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.

by PMax March 10, 2008

hogger

A person who engages in hogging; someone who will have sex with a fat chick or a plumper.

Don is a hogger. He bagged a 200 pounder last night. He has done a lot of fatties in the past.

by PMax February 10, 2008