pmax's definitions

fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.

She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.

by PMax January 30, 2009

elephant style

Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.

I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.

by PMax April 13, 2008

kahunas

Another term for big tits.

Whoa, look at Sally's kahunas! She must wear a D cup at least!

by PMax March 10, 2008

too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

by PMax April 13, 2008

3 point line

The line on a basketball court from behind which a field goal is worth 3 points instead of 2. Originated in the American Basketball Association before being adopted by the NCAA and NBA.

Louie drilled a 23 footer from behind the 3 point line to turn a 2 point deficit into a 1 point lead for his team.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Kurt Cobaing

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-baing" in the process.

Kurt Cobaing is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. That was pretty smart of him to do that.

by PMax March 8, 2008

frumped

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

by PMax March 9, 2008