pmax's definitions

juggalow

A juggalo who is a midget or is very short.

That 4'3" guy with the painted face is about the same size as his 2 liter of Faygo. He is a juggalow. A crowded elevator smells different to him than it does to us.

by PMax March 18, 2008

bra buster

A girl or woman with big tits. A chick who is stacked. Someone who has big jugs.

"Look at her! Those must be D cups, at least."

"Yeah - she's a real bra buster!"

by PMax March 11, 2008

juggaload

A fatty who is a juggalo. A lardass fan of the Insane Clown Posse. A juggalo who obviously is not interested in any diet version of Faygo.

Whoa, look at her . . . clown makeup, 2 liter of Faygo, big tits . . . and a big huge ass! She's a juggaload! I'd hit it!

by PMax March 18, 2008

frump face

A girl with a nice body but an unattractive face. The same thing as a butterface, bagger, frump or Cleveland Brown.

We looked across the bar and thought we saw a hottie - she was slender and had pretty hair. But then she turned around and we saw her homely mug. She was a frump face, unfortunately.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Tennessee low rider

The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.

That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.

by PMax March 12, 2008

hoggy

Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.

Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."

Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"

Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."

Drunk Guy: "You think so?"

Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."

by PMax February 11, 2008

jughandle

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.

He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.

by PMax January 11, 2009