pmax's definitions

calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 13, 2008

elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.

He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.

by PMax April 13, 2008

elephant style

Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.

I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.

by PMax April 13, 2008

too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

by PMax April 13, 2008

juggernaut

A person who is obsessed with big tits; someone who loves knockers; a guy who is really into jugs.

John is a real juggernaut; if a chick has big tits, he digs her.

by PMax April 13, 2008

jugger lugger

1. A chick with big tits.

2. A bra for big jugs.

1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.

2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.

by PMax April 13, 2008

big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008