pmax's definitions

big flat fatty

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.

That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009

Afreakan

An African freak or an African American freak; a black person who is strange or weird.

Cori: "Dude, did you see that guy with the big afro jump over that kid and dunk it? That was unreal!"

Sammy: "Yeah, I saw him . . . he's an Afreakan!"

by PMax February 11, 2008

juggaload

A fatty who is a juggalo. A lardass fan of the Insane Clown Posse. A juggalo who obviously is not interested in any diet version of Faygo.

Whoa, look at her . . . clown makeup, 2 liter of Faygo, big tits . . . and a big huge ass! She's a juggaload! I'd hit it!

by PMax March 18, 2008

juggalow

A juggalo who is a midget or is very short.

That 4'3" guy with the painted face is about the same size as his 2 liter of Faygo. He is a juggalow. A crowded elevator smells different to him than it does to us.

by PMax March 18, 2008

tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008

bra buster

A girl or woman with big tits. A chick who is stacked. Someone who has big jugs.

"Look at her! Those must be D cups, at least."

"Yeah - she's a real bra buster!"

by PMax March 11, 2008