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Virginia Squires

A team that competed in the American Basketball Association. The Squires played home games in Norfolk, Hampton, Richmond, and also a few in Roanoke in their first few years. Hall of Fame players Julius Erving (also known as Dr. J) and George Gervin (also known as the Iceman) played for the Virginia Squires.

The Squires' best seasons were in 1970-1971, when they won the Eastern Division with a 55-29 record and defeated the New York Nets in the Eastern Division Semifinals before losing the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 2 to the Kentucky Colonels, and 1971-1972, when they finished second in the Eastern Division to the Kentucky Colonels, defeated The Floridians in the Eastern Division Semifinals and then lost the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 3 to the New York Nets.

When the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976, the Squires, along with other teams like the Kentucky Colonels and Spirits of St. Louis, did not continue in the NBA, even though the Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets and Indiana Pacers did.

The Virginia Squires were a great basketball team to watch in the 1970s, especially when they had future Hall of Famers Dr. J and the Iceman on the court.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Afreakan

An African freak or an African American freak; a black person who is strange or weird.

Cori: "Dude, did you see that guy with the big afro jump over that kid and dunk it? That was unreal!"

Sammy: "Yeah, I saw him . . . he's an Afreakan!"

by PMax February 11, 2008

Tennessee chrome

Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.

Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.

by PMax March 10, 2008

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

by PMax February 24, 2008

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009

Omega Mu

A fat chick or a fatty posse. Derived from the fat girl sorority Omega Mu in the movie Revenge of the Nerds. The Omega Mu plumpers help the nerds such as Takashi, Wormser, Poindexter, Lewis and Gilbert, Lamar Latrell and Booger combat the jocks and cheerleaders and they put on a concert and take control of the campus.

"Look at that big fat fatty in the short skirt and tight, low cut top!"

"What an Omega Mu!"

by PMax February 12, 2008

Tennessee low rider

The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.

That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.

by PMax March 12, 2008