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frump lump 

A boner or erection obtained when one veets or looking at an ugly girl or fat chick or a group of them. The hard on a veeter obtains, or that a hogger gets before hogging or that a Cleveland Browner gets from macking on a frump or butterface. The woody that a frumper gets from a bagger.
Matt got drunk at the bar and when he started making out that bagger he got a big frump lump that he stuck in her after they left.
frump lump by PMax March 9, 2008

frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.
She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.
frump factor by PMax March 9, 2008

frump face

A girl with a nice body but an unattractive face. The same thing as a butterface, bagger, frump or Cleveland Brown.
We looked across the bar and thought we saw a hottie - she was slender and had pretty hair. But then she turned around and we saw her homely mug. She was a frump face, unfortunately.
frump face by PMax March 9, 2008

Nerdvana 

The lame band otherwise known as Nirvana.
Nerdvana came to an end when Kurt Cobain, Kurt Cobang, Kurt Cobaing or whatever that loser called himself used a shotgun to blast his head apart and make a big gross mess. (By the way, what has four legs and works at McDonald's? Nerdvana!)
Nerdvana by PMax March 9, 2008

Ohio Spank 

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.
If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
Ohio Spank by PMax March 9, 2008

3 point shot 

In basketball, a field goal that is behind the arc (long distance) and thus worth three points instead of two. The 3 point shot originated in the American Basketball Association before it was adopted by the NCAA and NBA.
Louie put up a 3 point shot from 23 feet, and hit it, to turn a 2 point deficit into a 1 point lead for his team.
3 point shot by PMax March 9, 2008

3 point line 

The line on a basketball court from behind which a field goal is worth 3 points instead of 2. Originated in the American Basketball Association before being adopted by the NCAA and NBA.
Louie drilled a 23 footer from behind the 3 point line to turn a 2 point deficit into a 1 point lead for his team.
3 point line by PMax March 9, 2008