MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt
She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!
by PMax January 30, 2009
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calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.
I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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Tennessee steak

Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.
Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.
by PMax March 12, 2008
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Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.
Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.
by PMax March 15, 2008
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Gomper

A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.
When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.
by PMax March 12, 2008
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FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.
After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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jugger lugger

1. A chick with big tits.

2. A bra for big jugs.
1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.

2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.
by PMax April 13, 2008
mugGet the jugger luggermug.