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I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the MILFOmug. a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.
by PMax April 13, 2008
Get the big fat flattymug. by PMax January 21, 2009
Get the QILFmug. by PMax January 11, 2009
Get the lard tardmug. The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.
If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
by PMax March 9, 2008
Get the Ohio Spankmug. The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.
I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.
by PMax March 7, 2008
Get the Southwest Airlinesmug. by PMax February 23, 2008
Get the jiggleboomug.