A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
by PMax May 10, 2008
by PMax March 15, 2008
Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.
Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."
Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"
Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."
Drunk Guy: "You think so?"
Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."
Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"
Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."
Drunk Guy: "You think so?"
Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."
by PMax February 12, 2008
Mother I'd Like to Eat Out; a cougar, splosher or other older woman on whom one wishes to perform oral sex
by PMax January 31, 2009
A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.
Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.
by PMax February 12, 2008
by PMax January 31, 2009
A basketball team in the American Basketball Association during its final year, 1975-1976, before the ABA merged with the NBA. The Spirits of St. Louis were one of the few teams (the Kentucky Colonels were another that did not join the NBA in that merger. Moses Malone was a star player for the Spirits of St. Louis.
by PMax February 24, 2008