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frumpadump

To dump a frump after a sexual encounter or an episode of hogging. The method by which a hogger or frumper gets away from a butterface, bagger or Cleveland Brown with whom he has slept or had sex.
Don hooked up with that skinny, ugly girl and went home with her. He got out of that quickly in the morning with a standard frumpadump move. He asked her to get him something to eat, and when she left the room, he climbed out the window and ran away.
by PMax March 9, 2008
mugGet the frumpadumpmug.

pepperbelly

A derogatory term meaning Mexican or Latin American.
The redneck at the gas station said that Jose was a pepperbelly.
by PMax February 10, 2008
mugGet the pepperbellymug.

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.
There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.
by PMax February 24, 2008
mugGet the lard wagonmug.

Vitellius

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
by PMax January 11, 2009
mugGet the Vitelliusmug.

eater

1. A person who is eating.

2. A fat chick.

3. Someone who performs oral sex.
1. Look at that eater, chowing down on KFC.

2. Look at that eater, showing off her big tits in that low cut top, hanging out at the bar hoping for a hogger to come take her home.

3. She's such a great eater - she can make me blow it in three minutes usually.
by PMax March 9, 2008
mugGet the eatermug.

Omega Mu

A fat chick or a fatty posse. Derived from the fat girl sorority Omega Mu in the movie Revenge of the Nerds. The Omega Mu plumpers help the nerds such as Takashi, Wormser, Poindexter, Lewis and Gilbert, Lamar Latrell and Booger combat the jocks and cheerleaders and they put on a concert and take control of the campus.
"Look at that big fat fatty in the short skirt and tight, low cut top!"

"What an Omega Mu!"
by PMax February 12, 2008
mugGet the Omega Mumug.

Tennessee low rider

The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.
That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.
by PMax March 12, 2008
mugGet the Tennessee low ridermug.

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