mancarriage 

(noun) the carriage a man carries 'himself' in, a.k.a. where he carries his manhood, a.k.a. his scrotum, testicles, groin, these are all synonyms of mancarriage

(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)

Oh my god!" "What happened?" "She kicked him in the/his mancarriage and he dropped like a stone." "She kicked his mancarriage!" "I played catcher in IFA sports in college and took one to my mancarriage once... Took me a good 10 or 15 minutes to walk it off."

mancarriage by phillydrifter August 14, 2011

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Miscarriage

When a woman loses her baby while she is pregnant, commanly do to small ovaries or a mishaped uterus, or some kind of health condition. This is a great deal of loss to most women around the world, and most suffer greatly. The excitement of having a child of your own, and watching them learn how to walk, talk, read, write, live, and grow... is gone. Poof, disappeared, and you have this constant growing fear that your never going to have children of your own, each and every single day. Because you don't want a miscarriage to ever happen again, because you know you'll just feel the same emptiness in your heart that you already felt the first time around.

Trevor: My wife had a miscarriage, and we lost our baby.
Shayla: I'm so sorry. I'm here for you.

Miscarriage by suffering.exe November 13, 2019

Miscarriage

When god gives you an abortion

My wife got a miscarriage

Miscarriage by Kidswillbekids August 21, 2019

miscarriage

In short terms, it's when a woman loses a baby during pregnancy, which is something that cannot be stopped.

Bob: My wife just had an miscarriage...
Bob's Best Friend: I'm sorry man...

miscarriage by pseudonynynynym November 25, 2015

miscarriage cannon 

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion

I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon

miscarriage cannon by Craig Lacourse January 2, 2009

Miscarriage Mike

A terrible mistake or disaster

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike

Miscarriage Mike by Meme lords October 18, 2018