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piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating
that piss loaf hurt like hell
by phil February 10, 2005
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BMT

I worked at Subway, and I was told that it stood for "Baltimore Mass Transit".

"Bigger, Meatier, Tastier" certainly doesn't apply, considering there's a specific designated method to lay the paper-thin meat slices across the bread so it covers the length...
The 12" BMT has six pieces of pepperoni, six pieces of salami, and two pieces of ham. The 6" has three slices of pepperoni, three pieces of salami, and one piece of ham. You may enjoy watching your Sandwich Artist count out the meat slices now.
by Phil June 30, 2004
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pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.
I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye
by Phil July 29, 2003
mugGet the pupulismug.

Linux

A highly stable OS designed for the most elite of computer users. Apparantly it is often dissed on by computer newbies and gamers who think that is is an inferior operating system. There aren't many games for it, hence the reason computer gamers dislike it. And lazy bums don't like it because you actually have to do some work to install something. Or even read a readme file god-forbid! Newbies hate it because it helps eliminate 'clicky-clicky-clicky', the repetitive disease most windows users suffer (which is also apparantly addictive). Linux machines take up a very good portion of all network servers, and due to their stability - companies that use these systems rarely suffer from downtime. Because of these features, Linux is perfect for both businesses and geeks alike. It is also much more cost effiecient, see below.

Price comparision:
Windoze XP - $100-200
Windoze 2000 Pro - $180
Windoze 2000 server - $900 +
Windoze 2000 Advanced server - $1200+
Linux box set with documentation and official CDs - $20 - $70
Linux (any distro) - Free download
by Phil April 6, 2003
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kb

KB really means Kind Bud it's used to describe sensimilla or seedless weed that should usually be soft, green, sticky, and contain orange or red hairs and or crystals. This term is used if the chronic you find is usually the same type of high grade weed. If you don't have any Purple Haze or Blueberry in the area and all you're used to is regular Chronic it's called KB.
"Hey what's up you tryna get a dub/gram of some killa KB?"

"Yea"

"Aight that's $20"
by Phil May 13, 2005
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desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.
it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.
by Phil January 30, 2005
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quageminger sindrome

a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head
u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off
by phil May 13, 2005
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