phil's definitions

T.A.P.

short for Tight Ass Pants--lotta really shitty looking people wearing TAP. can also be a good thing (when chicks wear them)

"damn dude...that chick's wearing T.A.P."

"haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P."

"man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."

by phil April 24, 2005

Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005

Bucknelled

To get bitch-slapped by a team with only 5 scholarship players when you're ranked #1 in RPI and #5 overall in the country. Usually saved for NCAA tournament flameouts, but can be used for regular season clams, as well.

Kansas had high hopes for their team in the post-season, but then they got Bucknelled and went home.

by Phil April 17, 2005

True

Being True.
A measure of how true someone/something is.
Also used to describe someone/something.
Sometimes used to intimidate posers when totally shit-faced.

"Chris is such a trueness."
"Look at the trueness radiating off him!"
"My friend's band is so true, they don't even play their instruments"
"My trueness just got a huge boost, i got all the darkthrone re-releases!"
"TRUUUUUUUUEEEEENESSSSSSSSS!!"
"...true"
"Alex just bought another football jersey he is so untrue!!"

by phil April 16, 2005

ePornReview

website where wankers can rate their favorite pornstars.

look for me on ePornReview. my name on there is Creamer

by Phil April 14, 2005

niccin out

To have a bad, bad nicotene craving...to the point of wierding people out.

Gimme a cigarette, dude, Im niccin out.

by Phil April 11, 2005

egg white

when someone says something funny or smart then its an egg white oppisite of yolk.

"e=mc2"....yo nigga you just made a fact that shit some egg white!

by phil April 8, 2005