phil's definitions

software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004

auswitchz

A city in eastern Europe, infamously known as the center for the Nazi, "final solution."

This train of Jews is headed for the chimneys at auswitchz.

by phil February 3, 2005

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

by Phil July 29, 2003

169

3 people fucking

hey jim wana do the 169 sure lets get ann

by Phil March 1, 2004

boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.

Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.

by Phil February 17, 2005

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

by Phil January 27, 2005

ho-oh

an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm

"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"

by Phil January 22, 2005