becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

by Phil January 13, 2005

pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.

I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye

by Phil July 29, 2003

Punt

When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.

Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"

Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"

by Phil March 12, 2004

Dirty Darrow

to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you

one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.

by phil March 13, 2004

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by Phil March 27, 2003

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by Phil March 27, 2003

sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 25, 2004