geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials
Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico
by Phil January 27, 2005
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fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.
While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.
by phil February 07, 2005
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xool

Originally a typo for "cool." Originated by Phamy, or Phil and Amy, in 2003. Unfortunately they didn't know other people used this word or were stupid enough to say it.
That movie was xool! Wasn't it Phamy?!
by Phil September 01, 2004
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penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.
Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.
by Phil January 16, 2004
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169

hey jim wana do the 169 sure lets get ann
by Phil March 01, 2004
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whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.
I caught Gil whacking his bag today.
by phil January 24, 2004
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