phil's definitions

military

a. to love to be around men

civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?

by Phil January 27, 2005

mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

by Phil September 6, 2007

Sunney

God; Almighty owner of all; The cool cat of bk; The most bestest

Sunney wins becasue he is most bestest

by Phil January 30, 2005

Dykeasaurus

a very large dyke

that bitch is is to big to be a dyke, she a dykeasaurus

by phil May 21, 2003

swellin

1. Trippin, gotsta be kiddin.
2. Out ya mind, crazy

Ay yo that girl look fine.

Man you swellin that chick is ugly as hell.

by Phil February 6, 2004

beanerschnitzel

A child born to parents of mixed back ground. Specifically half mexican and half german.

When Mexicans in the US Army are stationed in Germany there are sure to be many a beanerschnitzels running around very soon.

by phil January 13, 2005

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 30, 2005