televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them
Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum
by Phil January 25, 2005
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saltbag

Dont be a saltbag!
by phil June 23, 2004
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dij

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.
by Phil January 21, 2004
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geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials
Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico
by Phil January 27, 2005
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the point of no return

the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad
Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is so hard! *another orgasm*
Phil: i've entered the point of no return!
*4 seconds later*
Cassie: I love swollowing your cum!
by Phil March 17, 2004
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grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.
I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!
by Phil October 24, 2003
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chin-nuts

resting ones nut sack on anothers chin.
Gil had a bad case of the chin nuts.
by phil January 25, 2004
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